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Can someone explain the punchline to this joke?

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While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes!

I saw how he kissed your neck. Finally the Irishman enters the garage has a good look around, he sees a lamborghini and shakes his head, there is a Ford Mustang there